Entry 1
Captains log: I'm stranded out in the middle of the ocean. I'm sticking fishes on sticks. I'm starting to hit people for no apparent reason. I don't understand. I'm scared. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, there's a monster. Oh whoopsy I'm hallucinating. I think I have rabies. I'm not sure. I want dog buiscits I want dog bisciuts. I'm scared. The crew is acting kinda strange. They're saying get off the boat we're at land. But i dont see land. Is a big harbor full of people land? I know that's not true. If you think it is you're crazy. Peopla are trying to stick a needle in my arm. I jumped off the boat and acted like a dolphin. Nobody could tell I was there. I got back on the boat and did a dance. Logging out: The Captain.

Entry 2
Captains log: ive taken off and people are calling me the tv. i laugh at them and make faces at the tv. they get mad and sream at me. i laugh and act like a worm. they turn the turn off the tv and i do dances.theyres a maonkey on the ship. i dance with him . he makes wierd noises and wierd faces. i turn on the tv and start talking.people get mad and turn off the tv. i turn it ba ck on and start talking again people get mad at me and start screaming at me.i laugh and start acting like a dolphin. im sleepy so i go to sleep Logging out: the Captain